Tico & The Chocolate Synthesizer
Author: Ryan Adams

Official Appearance:

 N/A

Unofficial Appearance:

 N/A

Played Live:

 11/20/00
Notes: Spoken word with acoustic guitar.
Lyrics: One day Tico walked to the well to fetch his Ma
Some milk, some orange juice and a pear
So Tico walked on to the store
and he ran into Cowboy Bob who said:

" Tico, you better watch out for the well. Don't go near the well. If you fall down in the well [???"

Tico looked at Cowboy Bob like the redneck that he was and said ;" Stupid fuckin' redneck, I'll never fall down the well. And don't tell my momma I cussed"
So he was, you know hanging out, going down to the store. Oooh, going down to the store ,there’s a pretty girl oooh, well, shit I'm alright
And he got near the well and he looked down into the well and he slipped
and started falling all the way to the bottom of the fuckin' well
All of sudden Tico's at the bottom of the well
Now at the bottom of the well it was very dark, he couldn't see anything
but all of a sudden this little light appeared and he heard this voice that said:
"Do not eat my chocolate synthesizer [???], "
So Tico's freaking the fuck out,
He's only nine but he's going "Maybe I’m having some kind of retro acid flashback"
"Maybe caused by some DM, DMSO effect. I don't know what the hell going on in there"
So he says "Why would I want to eat, you know,  your chocolate synthesizer?"
He goes, "I don't know but do not eat my chocolate synthesizer, [???]"
Meanwhile back up on land Cowboy Bob's going
"Oh fuck Tico's falling in the well. Where's my CB? Breaker by nine ten two oh shit whatever"

Redneck fuckin asshole Cowboy Bob went and got his truck and pulled a rope out of there and said

"Tico, grab on to the rope"
And up the well went Tico 'till he got to the top

Then he went home and everything was cool

Ryan: "For times sake I cut out this whole character that was this Spanish guy that goes "Tico has falling' in to the well" You didn't need to hear that."

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