| Where Goeth My Pick? | |||
| Author: | Ryan Adams | ||
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Official Appearance: |
N/A | ||
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Unofficial Appearance: |
N/A | ||
| Played Live: | 03/13/02 | ||
| Notes: | Ryan claims this is by John Milton. On concluding the poem, he says: | ||
| "No, That’s not what it really says. That part of about my Uncle's not | |||
| really in there" | |||
| Lyrics: | Oh Nightingale where goeth my pick | ||
| When I am playing a solo | |||
| If I were an intergalactic I would not be Han Solo | |||
| I would be Yoda | |||
| Although slim and short and a flow of demean | |||
| He be mad with the ladies | |||
| His light saber be flashing it's shit all over the place | |||
| Until May And I'd be like "Damn" | |||
| And somewhere in North Carolina | |||
| My Uncle Sam is fixing the car and paying to much for our lawn | |||
| But the mother fucker can tie one on | |||
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