Martians From Outer Space
Author: Ryan Adams

Official Appearance:

 N/A

Unofficial Appearance:

 N/A

Played Live:

 07/20/06
Lyrics: Oh these fuckin' Martians
Oh Oh ho, all these fuckin' Martians
What're they doin'?
What're they doin' on Earth?
I wish I fuckin' knew

But Will Smith and Harry Connick Jr. will probably take care of it

All these Martians on Earth
Oh what're they fuckin' doing here?
Oh these martians
what're they fuckin' doing?
What're they doin' on planet Earth?

I don't know but Harry Connick Jr. and Will Smith will take care of it

[spoken: Oh wait a minute; there's a second part to that song.  It's not very uplifting.]

Then Harry Connick Jr.'s plane gets shot by a fuckin' Martian
'Member that time when he and Will Smith were just jokin' around
'Cause Will Smith, he was talkin' 'bout marrying that really hot stripper
And he goes, "NASA, NASA's never gonna let you in, you know,
If you marry, eh what's're name, Sabrina"

But then his plane got shot down
And then Will Smith he kept, he kept fightin' the Martian in the Grand Canyon
Oh wait a minute: it gets better

And he goes, "Oh shit, no you di-ent"
And then he goes, "Bring it!"
And then he kept flying through the canyon
And then a UFO crashed and then he walked up to the spaceship
And then he grabbed the Martian, he goes
Pff "Welcome to Earth"

All that shit really happened
You should know this, it's part of
The history of the United States of America

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