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| Author: | Ryan Adams |
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Official Appearance: |
Non-Album Streams -- Ryan Adams |
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Unofficial Appearance: |
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Lyrics: |
Awwwwwww shit. |
| Look who got a website. | |
| That's right. | |
| Dot com. | |
| What the fuck. | |
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[Welcome to Ryan-Adams.com motherfucker] |
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| New York City, what's up! | |
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| Staten Island. | |
| Ancient Sumerians | |
| Anna Sarris | |
| Ohhh shit. | |
| Well if I could get around to my rhymes | |
| Then I could destroy galaxies of alternative country wannabees | |
| With a bottle of whisky | |
| And a wizard and a mime Until then? Dot com motherfucker |
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| New York City! | |
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| Staten Island | |
| Yo! | |
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| Anna Sarris, ohhhh | |
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| Anna Sarris you out of this world Like ancient Sumerians Apparently we came from ancient Sumerians They came down and gave the world a bunch of technology Because they wanted to clone themselves -- they thought that we could Maybe be on the Earth And get some some stuff that they needed For their planet But then they had to split So they went to another planet And we stayed here And now we just yell at each other And have milkshakes Hi Anna |
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| Awww shit Anna Sarris | |
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| You a g-g-g-g-genius | |
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| Kevin Bacon -- what the fuck! | |
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| Well these streets are digital
roads Going into your mind like if you finger was your nose And your nose was sucking coke and drink[???] Tripping too hard and gotta pee What was Kevin Bacon doing Making Waterworld 3 They ain't even made 2 yet Yo' that was Costner partner |
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| KevinCostner.com -- what the fuck! | |
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| Two thousand and three! | |
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| Updated by witches | |
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| This website's updated by witches Witches Witches n' me Weird witches Roll about and leap With their hair on fire And their nails long And they're screaming at animals and people And they're going crazy And they need to take a break from recording |
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| Aww shit -- overlong records | |
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| C-C-C-C-C-C-Critics | |
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| One and a half stars -- yeah! | |
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| Aww shit One and a half stars Three records sold My record went balsa wood In India or someplace that I'm not from You know what I'm saying man? And then the guy goes: "His records are very overlong and sappy. Basically, he's alternative country, but crappy." |
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