DotComMuthaFucker

Author: Ryan Adams

Official Appearance:

Non-Album Streams -- Ryan Adams

Unofficial Appearance:

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Played Live:

Lyrics:

Awwwwwww shit.
Look who got a website.   
That's right.
Dot com.
What the fuck.

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New York City, what's up!

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Staten Island.
Ancient Sumerians
Anna Sarris
Ohhh shit.
Well if I could get around to my rhymes
Then I could destroy galaxies of alternative country wannabees
With a bottle of whisky
And a wizard and a mime
Until then?
Dot com motherfucker

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New York City!

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Staten Island
Yo!

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Anna Sarris, ohhhh

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Anna Sarris you out of this world
Like ancient Sumerians
Apparently we came from ancient Sumerians
They came down and gave the world a bunch of technology
Because they wanted to clone themselves -- they thought that we could
Maybe be on the Earth
And get some some stuff that they needed
For their planet
But then they had to split
So they went to another planet
And we stayed here
And now we just yell at each other
And have milkshakes
Hi Anna

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Awww shit Anna Sarris

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You a g-g-g-g-genius

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Kevin Bacon -- what the fuck!

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Well these streets are digital roads
Going into your mind like if you finger was your nose
And your nose was sucking coke and drink[???]
Tripping too hard and gotta pee
What was Kevin Bacon doing
Making Waterworld 3
They ain't even made 2 yet
Yo' that was Costner partner

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KevinCostner.com -- what the fuck!

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Two thousand and three!

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Updated by witches

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This website's updated by witches
Witches
Witches n' me
Weird witches
Roll about and leap
With their hair on fire
And their nails long
And they're screaming at animals and people
And they're going crazy
And they need to take a break from recording

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Aww shit -- overlong records

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C-C-C-C-C-C-Critics

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One and a half stars -- yeah!

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Aww shit
One and a half stars
Three records sold
My record went balsa wood
In India or someplace that I'm not from
You know what I'm saying man?
And then the guy goes: "His records are very overlong and sappy.
Basically, he's alternative country, but crappy."

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