| Disco Duck | ||
| Author: | Rick Dees | |
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Official Appearance: |
Disco Duck -- Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots | |
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Unofficial Appearance: |
N/A | |
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Played Live: |
10/05/06 | |
| 10/23/06 | ||
| Original Lyrics: | Went to a party the other night | |
| All the ladies were
treating me right Moving my feet to the disco beat How in the world could I keep my seat All of a sudden I began to change I was on the dance floor acting strange Flapping my arms I began to cluck Look at me..I'm the disco duck Duck:Ah get down mama, I've got to have me a woman, ha ha ha ha
ha When the music stopped I returned to my seat Duck:Everybody's doin' the |
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| Cork Lyrics: | Disco | |
| Disco Duck Disco Disco Duck Ahw shit Disco Duck Walking around He's a duck! Ducks they make eggs Breakfast eggs My grandmother told me that One day I was going by the duck pond My grandmother said I said "the pond is frozen over, what's gonna happen to these ducks? And she was like "No one is gonne hurt these ducks cause ducks make eggs and those kinda eggs are the eggs we eat for breakfast" And I was like "Ahw shit" And so to the other day when I asked Neal and Brad I said "Do ducks lay eggs?" And they both laughed at me I'm 31 years old and I thought ducks laid eggs but it's chickens! Disco Disco Duck Disco Disco Duck So anyway I'm 31 years old And I thought that ducks laid eggs But it happens to be chickens Now small chickens lay the kinda eggs you put into cake And larger chickens make the kinda medium sized eggs you put into a larger cake And ducks lay breakfast eggs Disco Disco Duck That's right Disco fucking Duck Disco Disco Duck You paid for Disco Duck that's right Disco Disco Duck You also paid for other sad songs so it doesn't count Disco Disco mutherfuckin Duck Yo |
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