With the penny arcade and a place to buy...

...Italian Sausages

And I sat out in the sun

On the beach and I dug a hole

Cause I wanted some chinese food and someone told me if I dug far enough I can

get to...

...China

Cause there aint no way I was going to buy some chinese

In a old beachfront town

Cause if I want to throw up, I can just do that with a...

...I can just do that myself, With stuff on the ryder

Beachfront towns make me blue

Makes me think about back home

Beachfront towns make me blue...

...Make me blue

Well I tried four different types of clam chowder

That shit's true, thats my favorite soup is clam chow-her

Except for chili as long as they dont make chili with a bunch of black beans...

...Because black beans make me so gassy

There were people sitting out on the beach

Little kids dancing in the surf

Beach blankets and sand

Plastic shovels from their Exxon trucks

About 4 stories down where the guy is so old that he makes you feel proud...

To be in a beachfront town

On the beach

In a beachfront town

Feeding the seagulls

Just about to play a game

Without any kind of weed at all

Because tomorrow we go to go to fucking canada

And when they go through my bus

They're not going to find any mother fucking weed

Because nobody is going to make me strip..

...And touch my bunghole.

In a beachfront town

That reminds me of home

Im so glad you came to the show

I had excellent time playing you my songs

I hope you had a really good time

And hope to see you next time even if I am just walking around...

In your beachfront town...

In your beachfront town...

In your beachfront town...

In your beachfront town...

It's really beautiful...